obiwan-kenobabe:

danishpineapple:

what-even-is-thiss:

softestvirgil:

what-even-is-thiss:

You know just how long 2018 has been? You know how long?

Did you even remember there was an Olympic games this year? Because I didn’t. I thought oh, last year. No. There was a winter Olympics in Korea and I forgot about it.

You know how long this year has been? The tide pod thing happened in January of this year

The royal wedding was only in May I am so upset

Black Panther came out in February

classycarolinagirl:

grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

That literally got weirder and weirder with every word

sauskenipples:

12 y/o me: *walks into a new friend’s house*

friend: you can leave your shoes on

friend’s mom: you can call me by my first name

12 y/o me: thank you both but physically i cannot do that

positivepatton:

Pan people don’t need to apologize for existing and being pan.

incorrectimpracticaljokers:

Sal and Murr: *fighting with “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” playing in the background*

gaypeopletwitter: