mattmurrock:

I broke my glasses. I don’t have an extra pair, so I had to pull these out of a drawer. I had ‘em made for All Hallows’ Eve. I was a cat.

welcome-to-night-vine:

Intern: “Anybody ever tell you, you look like Kevin?”

Cecil: “Nah they usually tell me I look like Cecil”

Intern: “Who the fuck is that?”

Cecil: “Me, bitch”

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